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Viagra from Pfizer's a pill,
Not Rx'd for those who feel ill.
It makes limper wienies
Look like large zucchinis.
And ladies say "Please, a refill!"

If getting a boner's a chore,
Let Pfizer, Inc. help you to score.
To prime the ol' pump
Costs 10 bucks a hump.
Would you mind redefining "a whore"?- lilsil2

There once was a man from Niagara,
Accidentally took ten Viagra.
His pecker's as large
As a waterfront barge,
And his girlfriend says "this thing will gag ya" - lilsil2

This shouldn't be a disaster
For something easy to master
   If in early days I were wiser
   I would've invested in Pfizer
It seems they've already made Viagra faster!

This is what you do
While taking off your shoe
  Put a wafer on your tongue
  it dissolves and then some
In minutes you will be ready to screw! Paul D

Now they say Viagra works for girls too
Is there anything this pill doesn't do?
It brings blood to her clit
And the rest of her kit
Well, let's see Viagra cause an unscrew. - Saint

I once tried Viagra for fun
But there's one thing that it has done
I had a hard-on so thick
People thought that my prick
Must weigh nearly a tonne

Viagra can cure a 'small' prob
It turns my inch into a real knob
But my zip it has bust
From the trob and the trust
That women hang round in a mob

My sex life it has been rough
Viagra's some real powerful stuff
The girls do complain
As they feel too much pain
As I enter their regular size muff Mr F.B.I


Propecia to make hair grow
Viagra for willie you know.
The hair makes me cuter
but weakens my shooter.
I'd rather perform than just show!

Rogaine made a similar boast
growing hair from coast to coast.
Rub it into the head
all your life until dead
on my palms is where hair grew the most!

Now Viagra's the new wonder drug
I look at the hype and just shrug.
Pray I won't see the day
for Viagra I'll pay.
And enjoy getting burns from the rug!

This seems like a poor trade to me,
wee willie does much more than pee.
I'll forgo the hair
keep willie down there
stiff and veinwrinkled like tree! - Dave

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